This reads the live Bluesky firehose and keeps only the last 60 seconds of it. Every minute — or whenever you hit make one now — it treats that window as raw material and knits a brand new "post" out of it with a word-level Markov chain: given the last two words, what tends to come next, judged purely by what just flew past. It's not anyone's post. It's everyone's, averaged over sixty seconds. Each result carries an originality score — how many word-swaps it'd take to turn it back into the single closest real post in that minute's window, so a lucky one-word-off remix doesn't get to call itself original.
warming up…